Scrappy local newspaper seeks passionate, intrepid individuals to serve as minions radical distribution representatives! Immediate assistance needed to circulate (40% post-consumer recycled) compressed-tree-pulp copies of each issue in the following neighborhoods: Ballard, Beacon Hill, Capitol Hill, Eastlake, Fremont, Greenwood/Phinney, Queen Anne, Rainier/Columbia Valley, and West Greenlake. Do you work, live, and/or play in any of these areas? Yes?! You could be the one to bring the irreverent words of ETS! to a neighborhood parched for scathing local politics commentary, fresh pundit-free perspectives on national atrocities, and necessary visibility of the international triumphs and tragedies our myopic, corporate media never address.

Successful applicants can expect copious adoration from the valiant skeleton-crew of fierce yet beleaguered volunteers already pressed into service to write, edit, publish, and distribute every issue--but wait, there's more! To sweeten the deal, and in recognition of your efforts, each new recruit will receive a highly coveted ETS! t-shirt to wear with pride and broadcast to your indy-media lovin' compatriots--while slapping down fresh copies of ETS! in your local community gathering spots--that you are personally doing something about The Man. (And while we do not expressly promise wearing an ETS! shirt will score you any nookie, it's been known to happen.)

So what are you waiting for, a personal invitation to hop aboard? Well this is it--come join us! The work is rewarding, the perks are too numerous (and illegal in certain states) to mention, and we could really use the help. We're not joking. Drop us a line at 206-719-6947, info@eatthestate.org, or come join us at our upcoming June 12 business meeting/mailing party at ETS! headquarters from 7 to 9PM. We'll be super glad to see you. Geov might even squeal in delight like a cheerleader, and that's not something you get to see every day.